Christoph Noe is Back with How To Not Fuck Up Your Art-World Happiness Vol. 2—Because the Art World is Still a Circus


Art consultant, co-founder of LARRY’S LIST, and self-appointed therapist for the art world, Christoph Noe, returns with a much-anticipated sequel to his best-selling book How To Not Fuck Up Your Art-World Happiness. This time, he brings you Vol. 2—because let’s be honest, the art world didn’t suddenly become any easier to navigate.
Packed with 60 fresh, no-nonsense survival tips, this latest edition is both a love letter to the industry and a cheeky reality check. Whether you’re an artist, collector, curator, or just an innocent bystander, Noe’s insights will help you stay sane, avoid unnecessary drama, and maybe—just maybe—find some joy in the madness.
What’s Inside Vol. 2?


Expect the same witty, unfiltered advice as before, plus some new gems that might just change the way you approach your art-world journey. Some of our favorite pearls of wisdom include:
- “Avoid VIP lounges at meetings” (Trust us, nothing VIP ever happens there.)
- “Go for a Happy Meal” (Because sometimes, simplicity is the answer.)
- “Master content over marketing” (A reminder that good work speaks louder than algorithms.)
Other quirky but surprisingly effective tips? Try selling artworks on dating apps, taking a digital detox, and embracing elderly people (yes, really).
Whether you’re looking for career guidance, a good laugh, or the perfect gift for your art-world friends who desperately need a sanity check, How To Not Fuck Up Your Art-World Happiness Vol. 2 has got you covered. Available now on Amazon and via vfmk.org. Get your copy before your next art fair meltdown.