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Timeline of an Arty Night out in Memes
Whether you're an intern or a seasoned veteran, you know that art folks go hard.
Insta-Gorgeous 16 May 2019

Between openings, galas, dinners and art fair afterparties, going out is a crucial part of the job in the art world. Maybe this is a good thing; at least we’re forced to socialize instead of sitting at home, holed up in our tiny apartments binge-watching old episodes of Gallery Girls. Then again, the art world social life isn’t always such a gift, my liver would add.
Whether you’re an intern or a seasoned veteran, you know that an arty night out can take a toll, body and soul. Maybe we’re all secretly trying to make up for being the weird kid in high school who didn’t get invited to all the football player/cheerleader parties, but art world folks go hard.
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Like porn, a typical arty night out is hard to define, but we all know it when we see it. Still, never ones to shrink back from a challenge, we decided to break it down for you. With a little help from our friends, of course. And by friends I mean memes.
Read on to discover the stages of an arty night out in memes.

Splurging on an uber, then immediately thinking it might have been wiser to stick with the metro:

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Strutting into the opening and immediately going full-on CIA mode to dodge your 15 frenemies and make sure your art nemesis sees your killer outfit while looking nonchalant AF:

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When the bouncer gets confused because he assumes your bf is on the list and you’re the plus-one. When really, he’s your plus-one and you’re VIP, bitch.

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What you sound like when you’re in line for the bathroom and drunk-babbling to strangers:

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When your friend with benefits doesn’t Whatsapp you back in 3.5 minutes:

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Trying to pick up an Art Boy at the after-after-after party in someone’s loft/basement/mom’s garage/laundry room after ingesting a mystery powdered substance:
When it’s 4am and the drunchies hit:

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And the next morning, when you’re questioning all previous decisions made last night. Remember the old adage: “Nothing good happens after 2am.”

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And when you realize that you still have to be an adult and do adult things. No matter how rough last night was:

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Text by Katya Lopatko 
Images via @nathanwpylestrangeplanet, @memestrubation, @dyingbutfine, @binchcity, @betches, @scariest_bug_ever.

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